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CHARLES: Styles has NO chance against a guy as big as Miguel. It's size that'll win this!
KEVIN: Oh My GOD!! What a super-kick by Styles - he's floored the big towering monster known as Miguel.
CHARLES: I told you he could do it! It's speed that's going to win this!
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KEVIN: He's got the big man in a headlock. Styles has taken control of this match. He better be careful not to expend too much energy early on or he'll never last to the end.
CHARLES: Styles is a thinking man's wrestler. You watch - he's got a gameplan. I bet right now he's going to follow up with a . . .
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KEVIN: Whoa! Miguel effortlessly lifted Styles onto his shoulders and delivered a death valley driver! So was that what Styles was going to follow up with, Charles? The wrong end of a death valley driver.
CHARLES: . . . I told you, Harris. SIZE matters. The big man is going to win this!
KEVIN: Oh please!
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KEVIN: Styles is nothing but a motionless carcass. Miguel is effortlessly lifting him off the canvas. He's probably going to toss him over the top rope and . . .NO!! A South of the Border Driver!
CHARLES: He can still come back, Harris. Styles is a . . .
KEVIN: Mess! And he's hurting in a bad way.
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KEVIN: Tank Jones nearly eliminated Jimmy Styles. He's got more lives than a cat!
CHARLES: He's outsmarting them all, Harris. I like this kid!
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KEVIN: Styles just eliminated Frankie Rollins!
CHARLES: This kid's going to win it all.
KEVIN: I don't know about that, Charles. No wrestler who has started a Darwin's Dungeon match has ever even made it to the final four. That's plain history.
CHARLES: Well history is going to change tonight, Harris! While we're making history, why don't you for once skip the onions on your hot dog - you're killing me. I'm in worse shape than Frankie Rollins just was.
KEVIN: Shut up, Chucky Cheese!
CHARLES: NOT FUNNY, HARRIS!
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